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The Story of Ventman
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I used to be like you guys...all angry and pissed off!
It seemed like every one I met was determined to wear me out, one little aggravating bit at a time!
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Ventman
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Not anymore! Ever since I realized the power of positive venting, I'm a changed person. I'm calm. I'm friendly. I don't follow people 5 extra miles flipping them the bird because they cut me off.
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You have a gripe? Bring it to me here at ventplace.com. Can't stand your boss? Tell me about it. Want to inflict serious damage on the guy that drove too slow while you were rushing to get someplace more important then anywhere he was going? I'm all ears. Don't like the looks of me? I can handle it.
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And while you're at it, why don't you take a peek at what other people are complaining about. You might get a kick out of the fact that EVERYBODY'S boss is a pain in the rump! And that guy driving slow drives slow EVERYWHERE!
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And Hey...if you don't feel better after telling me all about it, then you have something else to complain about, which you seem to enjoy doing anyway.
(Besides, this is cheaper and more entertaining than paying some headshrinker!)
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